From the Desk of Mr. Chan: THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE FALLING FOLLACLE

HALLO.

Today woman come in, ok?

She done eating. No more!

Then she comprain. She say she find hair in her food.

I look at her plate...

LONG BLONDE HAIR.

I looking at her head...

LONG BLONDE HAIR.

Then she say, I taking a bite and the hair go halfway down my throat! I had to pull it out! It was so gross!

Then she say, it must be come from your kitchen!

I thinking, who have long blonde hair? Everybody is Chinese, Pacific Islander, or Amigo!

You thinking SUZANNE SOMERS working back there??

But I try to calm down.

She say, I want my money back or I sue!

I say, you want money back? NO PROBO! I give money back! But let me try to understand:

You sitting there.

Hair falling down from your head.

And you want money back?

That is when her face get blood red. She say, you accuse me of something??

I say, take it easy, babycakes.

Then she say bad word and storm out the door.

Sometime I just don't know how much more I can take it.

Don't worry be happy,

Mr. Chan
Owner/Proprietor, Miss Fortune Chinese Fast Food