Friday, January 29, 2010

From the Desk of Mr. Chan: IT A DOGGY DOG WORLD, MANG!


Today little boy come by and visit. He say "Mr. Chan! Mr. Chan! My mommy buy me puppy from pet store!"

I really not animal person, but I can see why people habby about this kind of thing.

He say, "I gonna feed it, love it, and we gonna be the best friends!"

I say, "That's nice. But whatever you do, don't let dog lick your face."

He give me strange look, like I have probo. He say all kids let dog lick face, this how they show they looove you. What the probo??

WELLLL!! Next week he come in.

Eyebrows missing. Eyelash missing. Hair falling out.

I say, "Why you no listen to me!"

He say, "Mr. Chan, I don't understand what's going on. Dog tongue suppose to be cleaner than human tongue."

I say, "DON'T YOU KNOW, MANG?? Dog mouth carry something some kind of chemical! I read in Chinese newspaper! How long he lick your face for?"

He say, "Everyday for 16 hours, usually with 5 minute breaks. And he sleep on the bed with me..."

I say, "YOU SEE!!! Now you better hope your eyebrows grow back! Or you never gonna find a wife!!"

Let this be a lesson to everyone out there. If you learn one thing from this story, let it be this:

Chinese newspaper NEVER wrong!!


Mr. Chan
Owner/Proprietor, Miss Fortune Chinese Fast Food

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