Wednesday, November 4, 2009

From the Desk of Mr. Chan: STOOBIES


There is a guy in my building I always see when I go to work. Every time I see him, I try to be polite and say hello.

So one day we are in elevator...

He say, I notice you always bow when you see me.


He say, I dig it. It is a sign of respect.

I let that simmer in my belly for 2 second, then I say, I DON'T BOW WHEN I SEE YOU!

He say, yes you do. You dip your head after you say hello.


That is when I really cannot take it!

I LIVING HERE FOR 15 YEARS! You think I'm shy fobby tourist asking white man to take photo??

Then he say, I did not mean to offend you.

I say, of course you offend me! You make stooby comment, you lucky I don't kick you!

Now every time I see him in elevator, he hangs his head down low and don't say nuthin...

Now he kowtow to ME!!!

Mr. Chan
Owner/Proprietor, Miss Fortune Chinese Fast Food

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