Monday, November 16, 2009

From the Desk of Mr. Chan: EGG FOO DUNG


Today slimy young businessman come to counter and ask, do you have egg foo young? I say, no, sorry mang...

Then guy give me stink eye and say, this is a Chinese restaurant! How could you not have egg foo young?

I've been in restaurant business for 15 years and this guy get all up in my grill??

I say, HEY STOOBY! Egg foo young not even real Chinese food! Americans created egg foo young in lab along with the maraschino cherry back in 1930! Somebody play ha-ha joke on you!

So then the guy say, I don't care! Tell me where I can buy it!

I say, you want egg foo young? Go to Denny's, order a Denver omelet, and pour Thanksgiving gravy all over it.

Egg foo young YI GE PI!!!

Hugs and kisses,

Mr. Chan
Owner/Proprietor, Miss Fortune Chinese Fast Food

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